Blast! Blast! Noise!
Mon 22 Jun 2009
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Merging their love of Death From Above 1979 and Bang! Bang! Eche! with a grimey UK punk sensibility the likes of (the recently defunct) We Smoke Fags or Sigmund Droid, Christchurch’s Blast! Blast! Noise! are raucous synth metal/electro punk duo James and Patrick. They do sweet photo shoots in bathtubs and kitchens with their enviable synths. Their music’s simple formula works really well, the hilarious nature of their lyrics reminds me of American cult super-synth-hero Super Fun Yeah Yeah Rocketship. Their shouting in stiff English accents over grungey, fast basslines and drums results in super fun, energetic music. My favourites are ‘Raw House Party’ (T’Nealle from B!B!E!’s influence on the bassline is uncanny, and the lyrics! – “listening to Hot Chip/ I just vomited in that girl’s mouth”), ‘Politikz’ (“John Key doesn’t understand me/ George Bush doesn’t understand me/ Helen Clark doesn’t understand me/ Only we understand me”) and ‘Basslines’ (“Speaking authoritatively over basslines/ I tried singing but it wasn’t worth my time/ Hating Joy Division should be a crime… Most likely punishable by death”). Their cheeky chav-style singing sets them apart, while their experimental song writing makes them sound quite possibly the closest thing we have to The Horrors – see ‘Basslines’ and ‘The Global Economic Crisis’ (1995 doesn’t count). It’s so refreshing to see a band having so much fun with their music while at the same time being really creative and putting many more ‘serious’ contenders to shame. ‘LRN2SPL’ is an asset to New Zealand and should be taught in schools. “Learn to spell!/ LOL LMAO LOLZORZ!” What’s more, last week they just released their first video, for ‘Radikool’! Watch it below, it is amazing and easily one of my favourite music videos ever.
Blast! Blast! Noise!- LRN2SPL: MP3
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Posted by Sarah Gooding under Christchurch, New Zealand
[33] Comments









June 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Hmmmmmmmm soz but no.
June 22nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
this is really bad
June 22nd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
JOE AND JEREMY YOU FUCKING SUCK THIS IS 1000 TIMES BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER BLAST BLAST NOISE ARE THE BEST BAND IN NZ!!!!!!!!
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
dude’s got some really nice hair. I bet it smells like flowers and guava.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Seriously though, what’s up with bands that have “”!”"!”"! style names. It’s like they’re shouting at me or something. I don’t like being shouted at. Gives me flashbacks to ‘nam.
June 22nd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
HEY COOL A JOKE BAND AWESOME
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
JESUS CHRIST YOU DO A FUCKING WRITE UP ON A CHRISTCHURCH BAND THAT ISN’T BANG CHITTY BANG ECHIEZ AND IT’S THESE BASTARDS???????? BEN IS A NICE GUY, BUT SERIOUSLY?????????? THEY ARE NOT A REAL BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO SOMETHING ON SOME DECENT CHRISTCHURCH BANDS GUYS – Sand Fly Bay, Pikachunes, Hypercolour, O’Lovely, Tiger Tones or 0.00 Horses!!!!!!
You two are better than this. shame on you.
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Yeah do one on Pikachunes! Shit’s sweet.
June 22nd, 2009 at 6:00 pm
EXCUSE ME, we are a real band. Wtf?! And we believe the ! marks make a statement about our stance in a society increasingly driven towards the mindless dogma of capitalism
Thankyou God for your divine wisdom towards our band.
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:28 pm
this band seems legit, they are making a bit of statement, maybe just a bit dated but this song is quite old.
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:29 am
i like their hair
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
THIS BAND IS A REAL SERIOUS BAND OK
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:06 pm
“Jordan says:
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
JESUS CHRIST YOU DO A FUCKING WRITE UP ON A CHRISTCHURCH BAND THAT ISN’T BANG CHITTY BANG ECHIEZ AND IT’S THESE BASTARDS???????? BEN IS A NICE GUY, BUT SERIOUSLY?????????? THEY ARE NOT A REAL BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO SOMETHING ON SOME DECENT CHRISTCHURCH BANDS GUYS – Sand Fly Bay, Pikachunes, Hypercolour, O’Lovely, Tiger Tones or 0.00 Horses!!!!!!
You two are better than this. shame on you.”
Sand fly bay….???? Hypercolour??? I thought you said Good bands? have 0.00 horses even played a show yet?
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:57 pm
bounce hater.
0.00 Horses have played two shows, actually. dick.
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
is christchurch a big poo made of smaller poos?
maybe.
June 24th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
fuck up dick heads
June 24th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
yeah! what he said!
June 24th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
This band IS NOT a serious band. it started out as a joke band, and it still remains a joke band…in two ways.
a)they set out to TAKE THE PISS out of other indie/electronica bands, and to prove how little musicianship it takes to write indie and electronica music (which they have proved quite efficiently)
and b) they are joke band because they suck, and they’re a fucking joke!
I’ve met Dove before and he’s a really sweet dude, but i’ve come across ben on a few occasions and can’t stand the guy, which is probably my main fuel behind this comment!
i agree with others, do some reviews on serious chch bands please
June 24th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
INDIE RAGE THREAD KGO!
June 25th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
cant you remember emj recently reviewing the tiger tones? it caused quite a stir…
and it looks like emj wouldnt have so much to blog about on the other bands you mentioned (yet) – whether blast blast noise are a serious band or not, i guess they have a lot more out in the public forum.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
maybe if christchurch produced some more good bands……
June 29th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
all this proves is that its easy to make a shit song. we already knew that.
June 30th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
OMG THIS IS SEW GHEY WHUT ARE YEW DOING!? THIS IS LIEK TEH BANE OF MY LIFE CAUSE I HEART TEH INTERWEBS
June 30th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I think this proves the internet is SRS BUSINESS.
PS I wish I remembered who you were Amanda.
July 1st, 2009 at 12:14 pm
”Amanda says:
June 24th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
This band IS NOT a serious band. it started out as a joke band, and it still remains a joke band…in two ways.
a)they set out to TAKE THE PISS out of other indie/electronica bands, and to prove how little musicianship it takes to write indie and electronica music (which they have proved quite efficiently)”
Dove and Ben are two of the most awesome musicians in Christchurch… THIS IS THE FUTURE…. fags.
July 1st, 2009 at 2:48 pm
the most comedic thing about this video was that guys wacky eyebrows
July 3rd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I think attention needs to be drawn to the fact that Dove and Ben are actually in another band (The Blackwood Affair, if i remember correctly) who are actually pretty darn sweet.
but yeah, BBN are shit.
July 3rd, 2009 at 9:02 pm
hi, so, i just watched this video and read the controversy and all that.
yeah no sorry this band fucking owns. i would pretty much give a nut to play a show with them.
July 4th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
B0R1NG
NT FUNNY
NT WORTH THE DRAMAZ EITHER
July 5th, 2009 at 10:07 am
These guys look like a couple of fucking Christians.
July 5th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Sorry, how does someone look like a Christian?
July 5th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
soul patch
July 7th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Haha.
“a)they set out to TAKE THE PISS out of other indie/electronica bands, and to prove how little musicianship it takes to write indie and electronica music (which they have proved quite efficiently)”
Wow, may as well set out to prove that ice melts.