Bandicoot- Jurassic Warfare
Thu 4 Mar 2010

Bandicoot- Jurassic Warfare
8/10
Stepping into the footprints left by Be Your Own Pet, Bandicoot’s bratty punk rock sounds ever so similar to the Tennessee teens. The difference is that Bandicoot actually sound like a genuine punk band; rough, unpolished and with loads of teenage angst. Be Your Own Pet, while fun, sleazy and chic, always sounded like they were faking it, just a little bit. There’s no irony in the fact that both bands are/were fronted by spitting, rebellious teenage girls, both named Pearl. Their lyrics and attitudes are similar, but one doubts Bandicoot’s Pearl McGlashan was influenced by BYOP’s Jemina Pearl. They’ve also been compared to The Mint Chicks, but that’s perhaps more geographically bound than due to their music. As one who wasn’t in Auckland during The Mint Chicks’ early days, at which time they gained the reputation as the noisiest and most obnoxious band around, it’s hard to compare the two, but Bandicoot has most definitely set the Auckland live scene on fire. They’re currently dominating the local music media and they’ve been offered just about every international support slot available. So with their live reputation carrying them forth, how does it translate to record? Well it’s a little greasy and a little untamed but it’s ultra spicy and bites like poison. ‘Yr Art Degree Doesn’t Mean Shit’ says fuck you to pretentious art school students, as Pearl fires insults into a twisted catch phrase, singing “so run along and act all snarky, super faggy and talk about art.” Reuben Winter’s guitar riffs blast like a cannon before erupting into a wall of spastic, wobbly noise and Daniel McBride’s drumming keeps the music in rhythm and stops it from falling apart. ‘Bessie’ sounds like an expulsion of rage towards an ex-best friend similar to BYOP’s ‘Becky’, but it’s much noisier. ‘Bitchface’ has a similar theme, tearing apart a backstabbing ex (best friend, girlfriend, whatever…). The line “She’s wishing that she was me, I’m treading water, she’s walking on her knees,” is gritty and angry and the song ends with a circuitry of drum rolls and jolting guitar stabs. ‘Silence Is Golden’, a live favourite, is the only minor disappointment, lacking a bit of intensity. It does however display Reuben’s guitar skills, shredding and piling on speedy riffs, working them into a ball of fury before Pearl drops the line “Silence Is Golden”. Live, the crowd jumps around and shouts along, unfortunately you can’t see that in your speakers.
Nick
Posted by Nick Fulton under Album, Reviews
[48] Comments









March 4th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Willing to bet these kids don’t actually know the first thing about a (fine?) arts degree.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
i don’t want this to seem like some kneejerk anti-bandi thing, but seriously, 8?? this ep, or what i’ve heard at least (all except “silence..”) is at best terribly disappointing. i was never a fan of happy talking and think they’re an ok band live (but LOSE DA RAPS seriously), but this just doesn’t sound very good. the production is paper thin and all over the place, some of pearl’s vocal takes (particularly on bessie) are hardly even in time.
ultimately, i know things like this are expensive to make, and you gotta make every minute/dollar count, but this just sounds rushed as.
also i don’t like the lyrics.
PEACE
March 5th, 2010 at 8:52 am
For a band that’s ‘dominating the local music media’, I’ve certainly never heard of them.
March 5th, 2010 at 8:53 am
‘Yr Art Degree Doesn’t Mean Shit’ – way to align yourself with populist, right-wing ideology. Now I really want to hear a Bandicoot song about how tax cuts to the business and the top personal rates are good for everyone!
March 5th, 2010 at 9:24 am
Bandicoot’s biggest asset as a band is that they’re still young, and have time to grow up and stop relying on cheap-shot lyrics (that don’t even really make sense) and rough recordings.
Well-off kids have been playing superficial punk since the 80s, they’re not doing anything all that new. But they’re young, and it’s ok to ride that wave for awhile, I just hope they put their energy, spirit and passion into more mature output one day.
March 6th, 2010 at 10:09 am
potential y’all. its an ep from a band who have been together for less than a year and are 16. its not actually that awesome, but the potential is reallllllllllllllll high for them to make something yeah, as bro on top said “mature”
March 6th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
“shows potential” isn’t the same as “8/10″ homie
March 6th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I hear Garth George loves this band.
March 7th, 2010 at 5:46 am
what a load of rubbish
give me street chant, pens, vivian girls msw or nothing vampirez over this any day…
March 10th, 2010 at 9:37 am
Clearly some responders have a touch of good old Aotearoa’s Tall Poppy syndrome!!
It might be worthwhile to get some facts straight. These kids are certainly not all “well-off”. Reuben and Pearl are 15 (14 when Reuben started Bandicoot for Rockquest).
I’ve not seen too many others (their age or older) who’ve done (in a very short period of time) a great job of creating original DIY music, remained humble and not taken themselves too seriously…while continuing to be pleasant to their fans, staying true to themselves and having fun!!
They have created their own sound-on their own, are unconstrained, not manufactured and are free in their expression….and that’s not easy to do at any age!!
March 10th, 2010 at 11:54 am
Kind of annoying that anyone who doesn’t like Bandicoot will be tagged as having tall poppy syndrome. Surely it’s possible to not like a band without being motivated by jealousy or pettiness or whatever? Especially a band with as abrasive a sound as Bandicoot? The criticisms here are some of the mildest I’ve seen about anything on EMJ, let alone on the internet. Hell, Matthew’s comments were aimed at the review, not the band! And that Blank guy the most unfunny and obvious troll I’ve ever seen so ya’ll can relax.
March 10th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Lose the fake American accent, skanky outfits, out of time drums, pedal advertisements and mint chicks riffs then we’ll talk. Also, Nick, take an English class.
March 10th, 2010 at 11:58 pm
pedal advertisements? nevernudes maybe…
March 11th, 2010 at 6:40 am
Fake american accent is a bit unnecessary. Not a bad EP overall though
March 11th, 2010 at 11:08 am
I thought the American accent was meant to be some sort of post modern/ironic statement?
March 11th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
citing post modernism/irony is p much the same as ‘joke band’ imo
March 12th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Nah, cos Pearls Mum (Mom?) is American, and she has a slight one normally. Lolz. Youze are funny.
March 13th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
*ahem* @.11 joe cunt, ‘blank’ is a lady, actually.
March 13th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
shut up yr still not funny or clever
March 14th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Yes, I agree.
March 21st, 2010 at 8:20 pm
hahahhahahahahaha
March 21st, 2010 at 9:07 pm
hey wankers, HERE IS MY OPINION
pearl’s accent = annoying, yes, but it suits the band. she’s not ‘trying’ to be cool, and my take on the whole thing is that she’s making fun of upper-middle class white california girls, or their mtv ideology which the entire world seems to have latched onto. been done? yes, but still pretty wise for a 15 year old.
in summary, bandicoot? more like bandicunt!
March 22nd, 2010 at 9:35 am
cool, another faggot with another opinion on the internet. great stuff lets keep this thing going
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:18 am
I SPY JEALOUSY
March 23rd, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Bandicunt!.. Clever!
I would agree with some things though.. Pearls voice sounds like Bionic Pixie went to the states for 3 months and came back sounding less annoying…. Kinda.
Lets call a spade a spade, Bandicoot aren’t very good musically but they have been sucked up and spit out by the BFM hype machine, not that BFM is the the pinnacle of good taste these days but there is credit to be given in that. Good on Bandicoot for putting out and E.P that is polarizing people. i certainly hope that you do mature into something great. I will say this.. Out of all the lead females in local bands these days i think Pearls voice & delivery is the most interesting. if i have to hear the drivels of Naked and Famous or Streetchant again I’ll happily kill myself.
March 25th, 2010 at 11:50 am
bandicute
March 25th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
tyson don’t say things u don’t mean//get down off that ledge homie.
March 25th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Over exaggeration aside. i mean it. YUCK!
March 25th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Pretentious Aucklanders, I miss you! Bandicoot, slight overhype, yes! There’s like 15380 other ‘kid’ bands in Auckland alone that are just as good, if not better. Bandicoot just got lucky. And good for them. If you know the right people in ‘the scene’ (which they seem to ironically take the piss out of) and make the right friends, you become like bandicoot, ‘famous’. They’re your standard teen band. Average.
March 26th, 2010 at 9:14 am
who are these 15380 other kid bands?
need to know now
March 29th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
I will happily kill you for you Tyson.
MSW4ever
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March 30th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
I don’t like Bandicoot’s music. I’m sure they’re lovely people.
There are so many other great, young New Zealand bands that should be getting the attention they are (i.e. playing at Big Day Out or any other high-profile gigs). Sure, they may not want it or be asking for alot of it, but I believe that if the local media removed Bandicoot from their sights for a year or so, allowed them to ‘mature’ so to speak, maybe finish school, and focused on the better bands NZ has to offer, we’d be left with a far better Bandicoot in the long run.
March 30th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
pedo-centric mentality of the local music media
March 31st, 2010 at 3:16 pm
WHO WANTS TO LIST THE BETTER BANDS? ANYONE?
March 31st, 2010 at 3:36 pm
this reminds me of when ppl would talk shit about Mint Chicks.
It’s fun to read, and that’s half the reason people write on these things, but really, to the haters..this kind of discussion only furthers the bandicoot cause.
I love all the talk about ‘the BFM hype machine’ and being ‘famous in Auckland’.
These are misnomas, maybe 50 ppl listen to bfm (including the dj’s), and if being in one or two magazines and playing *SUPPORT* to a few internationals constitutes ‘famous in auckland’ status, then being ‘famous in auckland’ doesn’t really seem like something to be jealous of.
I think what Sam said ‘Well-off kids have been playing superficial punk since the 80s’ is relevant (@Aroha, Sam was obviously refering to their parents, not the state of the 14 yr olds pocket money injected bank accounts)
It’s exciting to have a new generation of bands coming through, and like it or not, Bandicoot-along with others- represent this new generation..theyre certainly making better/more relevant music than i was at 14/15/16. It’s also important to realise that a record once released should be subject to critical discussion..forget your talk about tall poppy syndrome. It’s clear this record isnt brilliant, 8/10 is probably too high
but it’s a positive start, and it’ll be interesting to see how they develop
April 6th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
found this website through muzai records blog and thought this review was a bit more realistic.
http://www.tallyhomagazine.co.nz/2010/04/03/bandicoot-jurassic-warfare/
April 7th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Pearl’s accent is put on. Anyone that knows her knows she puts on a cutesy American accent that annoys the hell out of everyone.
Apart from that, they are all good kids. They may have big egos and big mouths but I think it is cool that they are trying and having fun.
I personally despise the music and would prefer to listen to the screeching in Aronofsky’s ‘Pi’ but I think it is a cool accomplishment to have an ep at 15/16. No, I don’t think they will be of much success in the future considering Pearl and Reuben are constantly competing with each other to be the loudest but I do believe this is a learning experience for all of them and it will be a good story to tell their grandkids.
But what do I know, they could be the new Mint Chicks of New Zealand.
April 8th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
ahh yes the screeching in Aronofsky’s ‘Pi’ very interesting and cool
April 9th, 2010 at 10:11 am
I suppose.. In a disturbing kind of way. But like I said, I do not like Bandicoot at all but I think it is an achievement to have accomplished so much in such little time.
April 16th, 2010 at 12:27 am
shit’s gettin rowdy. well done bandicoot.
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:09 pm
can we make a new rule in this conversation and remove all references to them having lots of potential?
it’s always the #1 topic of conversation to do with bandicoot and although true, it’s tired and what is i feel unfair to the band. inevitable yes, but isn’t it kind of secondary to the argument of assessing their worth? if not a little patronising
May 4th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
I think they have a lot of potential. I would like them to open for us someday. Do you even know who I am????
May 4th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
this was like sooooooooooooooooooooo last month
May 5th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
nick you look like a bloody yeti yeti yeti
June 12th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
My mate was talking to Rueben, and Bandicunt are breaking up. They aren’t enjoying making music together anymore. So goodbye Bandicunt!
June 12th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
omg breaking news!!!
June 21st, 2010 at 3:38 pm
reuben removed me off his facebook friends list cause i asked him if i could join bandicoot.
June 28th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Haha, cos u asked to replace pearl cos she was ‘pretty shit’ lolol. i didnt realise people were still commenting on this. lol.